new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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