You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i think i have two assholes
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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