Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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