I'm laying in your front yard are you home
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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