The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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