Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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