last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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