Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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