i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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