I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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