how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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