i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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