Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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