We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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