Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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