he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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