I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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