He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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