So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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