I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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