Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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