At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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