he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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