It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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