the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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