Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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