Duck Duck Cougar?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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