and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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