Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
MIDGETS
????
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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