You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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