Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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