I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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