WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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