Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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