Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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