if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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