The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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