just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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