So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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