I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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