can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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