Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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