I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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