wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm too high and old for this...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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