yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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