Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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