i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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