Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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