Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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