it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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