You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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